It may just have to become the New Tea Bag... like the story my uncle tells every year. My Aunties just had to hug up on my wrapping paper suit. Lol.

... but you want to know the Tea Bag Story: So first year of college, my uncle is invited to holiday dinner with a class mate’s family, seeing as he’s away from home. At the end, they ask if he wants tea. He says, ‘Yes! Thank You!’ They proceed to take out a single tea bag and everyone uses it to make a cup, passing it around the table. He’s the last to get it. There are twelve of them. Lololol!