Seriously. I hate sales.

*rant ahead*

Why can't stores stock things at a given price and be fine with it? Why the constant sales that are no longer sales? Seriously, if I know you're going to have a sale in a few weeks for 30% off, why do I want to pay full price now?

If I know you regularly run 40% off "flash" sales starting in a few weeks, why do I want to pay full price now?

Yes, there are some lovely items I'd like to add to refresh, but a 40% price difference is a lot, enough to make this accountant think patience is prudent.

If I didn't know the sales were coming, if I didn't believe you'd purposely marked everything up so you could put it on sale, I'd start refreshing my fall capsules.

But you've trained me. I will be patient.

*end rant*