Oh, Rachy. You know I love you, right?
Re: earrings--I managed to palm all of my 80's earrings off on 20-something DD, who said nostalgically, "I remember when you wore these when I was a little girl and I thought you looked so pretty!"
Re: hairspray--our priest shared on Easter Vigil that on his very first Easter Vigil, a woman "Who must have put on two cans of hairspray" leaned towards her daughter (and hence her daughter's lit candle) and went up in a fireball! "It went out quickly but the congregation panicked!"
As for the rest of it, I only wish I could remember the '80s. Let alone what I wore!