Ah, bridgie. Mum is one of those people who don’t like to post on the webs. She makes me, for example, load up my Yelp account so she can type exactly what she wants to say in a review, and then we argue because I put it in quotes and say ‘this is what my mum said.’ Because if she’s gonna masquerade as me, she has to do a better job of imitating my voice. And she says, ‘No.’ Lol