I have been analyzing my style. This is what I'm wearing today. In theory, this is straight from the preppy handbook: cords, jumper, scarf, court shoes. What's dicey: court shoes with cords, scarf is not Hermes (plus, if you look close, the print is thistle and crown skulls), sweater's got a pattern that suggests circuit boards (and it really ought to be cashmere and heavier and navy).

What is to be done with me? Funny how a person can be 43 and exactly as they were at 14. Or accept the restraints and still want to chew off their own paw. Or it's a cryin' shame, lol.