I’ll stand over in the lonelier corner — coats/jacket-y things aside, I dislike any but the tiniest, key or card-sized functional pockets.
I’ve have had them cut out of jeans, pants, and dresses. And I’ve had them stitched closed in many garments as well.
Some of it is for how empty pockets lay on me, but much of it is to disliking the way stuff in pockets bulges out and especially how it *FEELS.* Just ugh, haha — esp when it’s just one side of the body.
What can I say, I have a whole princess/pea thing with pockets!