My boss decided to order polo shirts for all of us to wear. They're polyester (ugh) and slim-fitting (double ugh). Oh how I hate polo shirts. The only plus is that the women's polo shirts have seams to give them a little shape. Oh, and one is black while the other one (sent to us because the company screwed up our order) was supposed to be red but is actually magenta (read: very unflattering color on me).

Question: How can I make a bad situation better? Any suggestions on what to pair such an unflattering top with would be greatly appreciated.