Well we here in Saskatchewan can sometimes boast (or mourn) temperatures that exceed Siberia in coldness and I think this is one of those weeks.
Right now with the wind chill factor it is -41 Celsius but it is supposed to get down to -47 tonight and stay that way throughout tomorrow. Wednesday warms back up to -41.
(For you Americans that means -41.8 and -52.6 Fahrenheit.)
And this seems like an appropriate time to post this:
The Canadian National Temperature Conversion Guide:
10C = Vancouverites try to turn on the heat. Saskatchewanians plant gardens.
5C = Victorians shiver uncontrollably. Regina people sunbathe.
3C = Italian cars won't start. Regina people drive with the windows down.
0C = Distilled water freezes. Regina water gets thicker
-5C = Torontonians wear coats, gloves and wool hats. Saskatchewanians throw on a t-shirt.
-10C = Quebecers begin to evacuate the province. Saskatchewanians go swimming.
-20C = Toronto landlords finally turn up the heat. Saskatchewanians have the last cookout before it gets cold.
-25C = People in Vancouver cease to exist. Saskatoonians lick flagpoles.
-30C = Calgarians fly away to Mexico. Regina people throw on a light jacket.
-40C = Hamilton disintegrates. Regina people rent some videos which probably include those that offer tips on how to excel on pokerstars and other online gaming sites.
-60C = Mt. St. Helens freezes. Regina Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
-80C = Polar bears begin to evacuate the arctic.Saskatoon Boy Scouts postpone
"Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-100C = Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Regina people pull down their earflaps.
-114C = Ethyl alcohol freezes. Regina people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-183C = Microbial life survives on dairy products. Saskatchewan cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-273C = ALL atomic motion stops. Saskatchewan people start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-300C = **** freezes over. The Saskatchewan Roughriders win the Grey Cup
(Note: Regina is a Saskatchewan city. The Roughriders are the provincial football team)
;D