So on Sunday I was wearing my Elizabeth and James leather moto skinnies. They have a big exposed zipper for the front fly. Somehow in the process of using the restroom I had thoroughly entwined the zipper in my lace underwear. It was STUCK, about 1/2 down. So I was at a restaurant and ended having to untuck my shirt (luckily it was very long, the Rodarte jersey). The pants were snug enough that I could walk home.
At home I had to shimmy out of them with the underwear. I then took scissors to the underwear to cut them out of the zipper. I still had to use my fingernails to get the little bits entwined in the teeth out. Unfortunately the cute purple lace undies were destroyed, but the pants are fine.
So the moral is, when dealing with giant zippers, be very, very careful.
Hope you get a giggle.