So, I have no idea why I have this thing. I have NEVER worn it. The giant safety pin is part of the deal. You can't tell, I don't think, but the pin is decorated with sparkly fabric flowers too.
It makes me want to, in the words of Happy Bunny, vomit a little bit. But it's the sort of thing people wear in my new old neighborhood. Stoned street vendor stuff. I feel there could be a moment for this... this felt strip.
I am wrong aren't I? Someone could make it work, but not me.
ps: 'Regretsy' wins a prize... ahaha! That's awesome.