I was such a whiz at the interrogation that I have decided to apply to the CIA.
LOL !

It was exactly who I thought it was. Let's call him Bobby. My friend's son who is 26. I'll call her April. He was at my house and stayed over. Their Internet wasn't working so he came over in the evening and stayed over because it got late. I have known April since elementary school and her sons are like family to me.

This story has mystery, intrigue, internet relationships, betrayal, and some redemption. I plan on writing at least a poem about this.

So, I dropped by April's house ( Bobby lives there too ). Bobby, his girlfriend and April were home. We sat around talking and I told them my story. I also told them that I had been kicked off the site. Bobby says, " You gotta be kidding. You got banned because they think you called people losers ? " I said yes. He said that was crazy that people say all kinds of nasty things on the web and no one cares...blah, blah, blah. So I said, " Not this site. It is different. I know many of these women. I know their names, where the live. I have a relationship with these people. " He looked kinda dumbfounded and started turning beet red. And I knew. So I said, " Don't even tell me it was you the other night !" He admitted it. His girlfriend slapped him across the shoulders and I thought his mother was going to cry.

The good news is that he didn't even know about my password book. I had been on and off the site all day. And I hadn't logged off. He told me that he was being "nosy" and wondered what someone his "mom's age" does on a style blog. OK, that was kinda funny...but I never let on. So a couple of times when I got up, he just looked around the site. Then he read the "hair " thread. Well, he thought it was crazy. He said that since my evernote bookmarklet was open and signed in too, he just went to my profile and used that email address. YIKES !!!!! He then said that he knew from my usernames ( in my profiles ) on both YLF and Evernote that my password was probably one of two things. He got it right. He told me that I was predictable. The next morning he said he couldn't believe what he was reading. He said, " Women are just nuts...all that over HAIR !". So he said he posted 3 or 4 times. He said he responded to someone from "russia". I could NOT figure out what he was talking about. Eventually, I figured out it was Ironkurtin !!! LOL ! ( IK, was that a PM ? )

Obviously, we talked a bit more than the synopsis above. In the end, he said he was very sorry for being so disrespectful to everyone. ( April apologizes profusely and is embarrassed. )

I am glad that he didn't go through my things...beyond Evernote to get the email. Phew. And I was really glad he felt bad and was embarrassed. But mostly, I loved the fact he said as I was leaving, " FWIW, tell Anna I like her hair up. She's kinda cute. " To which his girlfriend slapped him again....

So here is the poem :

He said he was coming to work
But got distracted and started to lurk,
He took on my role
And became a mole
Now he is home with his mother
And it is going to hurt.

The End.