This morning I was lolly-gagging. I always do on Friday, because I clean the house but don't like doing it. So I was just about to shower and get dressed, when I remembered the dogs had a vet appointment in 15 minutes. I'm not kidding. I hadn't showered, dressed, or even brushed my teeth. I threw on some clothes, and we made it there in time. I wouldn't say I looked great, though.

The rest of you have probably never done anything this dumb.