So the bakery is doing a New Year's party late January. What should I wear? I really have a great desire to wear exactly what I wore last year - my gold lame leggings and sweater with attached necklace and slouchy booties. It's totally nutty pup ghetto fab, and an exact repeat is not fun for others 'cuz there'd be nothing to discuss beforehand.

But if I do something else, it still has to be inappropriately and unconvincingly sexy. This is a theme at the bakery. Or would that be a meme?