So much for wearing things that are fabulous this year! I was in a huge rush this morning (the microwave broke, and the coffee maker failed to start this morning), I grabbed a cardigan, and a long-sleeve top and a skirt, and basically ran out the door.
In the afternoon, I finally had time to look at what I was wearing.
1) The skirt emphasized my pooch, so I decided to button the cardigan.
2) The cardigan was buttoned wrong. In that I was not one button off. Two buttons.
3) And one button was missing.
4) The lining of the skirt was tucked into my underwear.
5) My tights were inside out.
6) The tag of my long-sleeve top was poking out.
7) One of my earrings was missing.
FML.
LOL. At least tomorrow is going to be better, right?
