Jaileen - In all seriousness, and not to try and push if the bag does not call to you, but there are social occasions where wearing a conversation starter can be a true asset. I do have some pretty spectacular pieces of dog jewelry, my KS "Emma" book clutch, my harmony balls, and some vintage pieces. When I need to "work" the room, I find those pieces are invaluable. They give my outfit focus and it's an instant conversation starter. I was suggesting similar to Tanya for her conference capsule. Also for those rare formal events, something like this is so fun because it breaks up the glitz in the best of ways. I think pieces like this have real utility. But that's me and if it does not call to you...next...(but I bet Mr Skunky would approve!!)
Agree with Angie, people won't notice the pattern of the scarf at first, very graphic and when they do it will be seen as witty, fun and elegant. Not trite at all. But it has to make your heart sing, not mine!!