Oh kkards, not at all! Just commiserating! I default to blaming my body. Then I remember my existing clothes fit me and realize there are other factors.
I tried on a few dresses the other day — all disasters. But one was loose in a size 8. Another too tight in a size 10. So clearly I fit in anything from a 6 to a 12, which makes no sense. Ah, the crazy world of womens sizing. Meanwhile, my husband can go into a store, pick up some pants in a 36 waist and 90% of the time they fit and he doesn’t even need to take them into the fitting room. LOL