So I went into the shoe store next to the pet store and tried on a pair of Doc Marten-like patent boots... They were just so not me. I looked... short.

It was very very odd. You'd think boots like this would be the ticket for someone who's current theme for the At-Home wardrobe is Country Punk. Strangely disorienting...

Is there anyone else out there who's found that something that by all rights ought to work for them, doesn't?