Kfmi -- You're picking fights now. I was not going to post in this thread anymore, but morbid curiosity made me click on it again, and now it looks like you're making borderline insulting remarks in response to people who are trying to help.
You're clearly not looking for advice -- you're trying to stir up some sort of fuss over something as silly as body shape. These descriptions and modifiers are broad for a reason: the human body comes in an endless variety of shapes and sizes. You're no more unusual than any of the rest of us, really.
But if you continue to insult people who are trying to be nice, I will ask the moderators to close the thread. Angie is very clear that this forum is to remain a respectful and helpful place. Peace out.