Rachy, I think we are seeing faster cycles. I also think that struggling retailers are clinging to boho and athleisure. Think about it: stretchy and floaty clothes that will accommodate a lot of bodies without having to really "fit" anywhere. Inexpensive fabrics, and less time consuming tailoring. Just a thought.
Your closet is unique, and I think your style is too -- I'm guessing the biggest problem in your closet is keeping it to the right size, and keeping things where you can see them while keeping them tucked away. Too bad you don't own a hipster store with a huge back room. You'd have alternative storage for your clothing, could sell cast offs as cool vintage, and could dress like an arty store owner.
I think I just found you a new career. Pay is probably awful, of course. But the hours would be better than the bakery!