Mine is, far and away, the floating pads or cutlets or whatever they are called in exercise tops.

Who ever had the idea that women would want a clothing element that would inchworm itself unattractively, need to be adjusted after every wear and behave progressively worse after each washing.


I tried out exercise dresses from outdoor voices today and they look cute, but they go on and off in a non-easy maillot manner and I’m predicting boobs that look crumpled up like the cutlets within a few washes.