A few days ago I received an acceptance on a paper I proposed for a symposium that will be held in a few months.

Then I found out the presentation will be recorded and served up on YouTube!

Furthermore, at last year's symposium there was not one woman on the program.

So, anyone who can help: What does one wear to stand in front of a podium, in bad lighting, to look good later on a monitor? Also, it's a rather conservative group for a bunch of academics. Mainly academics. I'm not am academic, but I am writing a biography.