Can I kill my son? He's taking his lady to dinner and giving her roses and chocolates.

What about jewellery!!!???

Doesn't he know how much mom wants to help him with quality and price? Doesn't he know how the real way to a woman's heart is with diamonds? Or maybe pearls?

His lady is a lovely woman and model gorgeous. No idea why she didn't apply as a model for fashion week here...

Sigh...drat. I know, I know...what son wants his mom's input but geesh...