Apologies for this latest round of blind-guy questions (tm), but I know you ladies will have the answers for these diverse queries.

1. I am so confused about tunics. Exactly how long does a top have to be to qualify as a tunic top? I see all kinds of so-called tunics with lengths of 31 and 32 inches, which on me hits just about the top of the thigh. In my head, tunics were always at least mid-thigh length. Are these measurements simply being distorted because of my height, or is derriere-coverage all it takes to make the grade as a general tunic? If so, should I still stick to longer styles in light of my very full thighs?

2. Floral pins: I'd love to acquire some and don't know where to start. Do floral pins need to be made of either silk or feathers in order to count? The brooch that came on the sash of my new black lace cocktail dress is flower-shaped...does that count as a glammed-up version? Am I right in thinking that a pretty silk floral pin in some sort of cheerful Michelle colour would be a fun way to spunk up my Chanel-esque jacket? If so, what should I look for and where should I hunt for it? Sadly most sales associates will look at me blankly if I come in and ask for help tracking down "an YLF-approved floral pin.:

Merci, mesdames!