Honestly, it may be even longer. It is the strangest thing. He goes from sitting on my driver side mirror of my car and pecking relentlessly at the mirror (and subsequently going to the bathroom all over my door too - yuck!) to literally flying AT the window of our laundry room ALL day long. Day in and day out for at least a month. Dawn till dusk. I've tried putting white blankets up in the window, covering the mirror of my car, parking in a different spot of the driveway, jumping up and down at the window and startling him, leaving the lights on in the laundry room and so on. I've looked up what to do on websites and most of them say put a blanket or something white up in the window so they can see they don't see their reflection.

Anyways, nothing is working! I know this is horribly off topic and a long shot, but with all the global wisdom on here is there anything I can do to get his bird to leave?

Many thanks!