Ok, so last year when Jamie and I were at the ranch, I was gathering up some kindling for the wood stove, and somehow started joking around about how our kindling is special artisanal, organic, hand-harvested, authentic Texas firewood, and we could market, package, and sell it on Etsy for like $40 a box.
Now I know I could roll around in a pasture in my old jeans and sell them for hundreds of dollars. I wonder if cow poop would warrant a higher price?
