Apropos Medusa's and Mae's ongoing quests to bring style into the halls of higher education, I offer the following observations about academics (academic women) and the styles they seem to embrace. Maybe you've observed a few of your own...

The chic-suit professionals. These are fairly young academics whose uniform consists of slim pantsuit (invariably black), cool haircut, and funky glasses. They are as likely to carry around a laptop as a handbag. They would be a stylish group, except that they always wear this same uniform.

The dowdy academics. Frumpy and genderless, this group can be categorized by one theme: whatever they are wearing, it just isn't flattering.

The pseudo-ethnic, exotic-wannabes. These are American women who, as if to apologize for not having a more colorful origin, favor very large jewelry from other cultures and somewhat-shapeless clothing in bold patterns. They generally carry large bags, coarsely woven of natural fibers indigenous to anywhere except the U.S.

Okay, who have I left out?