The zodiac signs, that is. I don't always read my horoscope, but I did today. It said, take a realistic look in the mirror today and ask yourself what you can do to improve the impression you create on the world. If you need to buy something, you will be successful, and at the same time, you won't go overboard.
Since I almost always dress for myself, and not others, I found this a little insulting. But, hey, it did tell me to shop.
Too bad my school wants it's money.