Sorry folks, ended up spending the evening sewing a Halloween costume. I'd assumed I had sat to work on it, but turns out it's needed for school tomorrow. still some work to do, going to be an interesting morning...
I have always gone with real gear raincoats in the past, and actually have quite a nice Columbia coat that doesn't scream gear, but it's in a colour that isn't my best. North face had a nice one a couple of years ago, which I have kicked myself for not getting. But I would have had to get black, which I was hoping to avoid (too many black coats!).
I'm someone who refuses to be bossed around by the weather, you just can't be, living in the maritimes.
Anyway, thanks for the commiseration.