Two things for you.As a nod to my profession, here's a link to a bunch of poorly thought-threw newspaper headlines:
http://english.glendale.cc.ca.us/badheds.html
And here is a list of badly-translated english subtitles from foreign films:
>>A list of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong...
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>>I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
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>>Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
>>
>>Gun wounds again?
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>>Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
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>>A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
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>>Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
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>>Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
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>>Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
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>>Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
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>>You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
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>>I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
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>>You daring lousy guy.
>>
>>Beat him out of recognizable shape!
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>>I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
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>>Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
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>>The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
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>>How can you use my intestines as a gift?
>>
>>This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you
>>will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert
>>floor for your aunts to eat.
>>
>>Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and
>>can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
>>extermination.
