Following with interest.
Put off the gift I planned for my mother last year because the Etsy shop (sockmates) was sold out of the cherry on top—velvet socks that said “if you can read this….bring me a glass of wine”. They don’t make them any more. Now I can find plenty of velvet socks, plenty of socks with that or similar phrases, but no velvet socks with sayings on them.
Searching is a pain because there are tons of ads formatted exactly like the search results, so any kind of sort order is ruined. I could pay a fee to get rid of the ads, but that just makes the gift more expensive.
Also, I’d love to get my sister a cool old fishing creel or lobster trap or something, but haven’t the slightest idea how to tell a cool one from a crappy pile of mold that’s about to fall apart. Vintage is always tricky. Long-distance vintage, where some wear is part of the charm (but not overboard like Texgal describes) is even trickier (for me).