Cupcakes is a fairly new "terminology" for them where I live - I've grown up with them being "Patty Cakes" - cupcakes were American (like your cookies are our biscuits!). But these days, everything is "cupcake"... and I have to say, it does make me sad... nothing against you lovely US ladies, but I like retaining our uniqueness! (this "cupcake" trend probably started 5ish years ago... to me anyway!)
And don't even get me started on pumpkin as a sweet! Its a vegetable and you serve it mashed with potato or roasted ROFL!!!
I am Team Pie - I also love a good apple, or apricot, or pineapple, or pineapple meringue, or rhubarb pie etc etc etc and I figure seeing as cheesecake comes in a pie shell, it counts as pie too LOL
But having said that, I have nothing against a good "patty cake" - but my kids live on them, so I do prefer grown up choices when I indulge!