Oslo- skin tight jeans with blousy tops, denim shirt dresses, floppy semi wide leg pants, preppy Martha's Vineyard goes to aspen vibe

Svalbard- brynje fleece, rab puffers, arctic fox bobble hats, seaworthy insulated Union suits and a ruger, because polar bears.

Stavanger- mandatory tats on anyone male under 30 especially in food service, well coiffed hair --shorn on the bottom, sculpted on top with topiarized side burns, short sleeves plaid shirts. Haven't really noticed the women...

I'm wearing jeans, a sweatshirt and horse choker jewelry to eat at re naa.

Off topic--Pork fat and crackling smeared on whole grain bread. Healthy because whole grain, right?

Preikestolen tomorrow. Send help if I don't check in.