...in your local consignment. One button blazer, long (not cropped). Sleeveless Mandarin collar top. And (shhh....Angie, look away!!) ankle pants.

100% silk. Your size. Tags still on, unworn.

Retail price, according to those tags?

$600.

Price for you? (Or should I just own up here and admit it was ME?)

$20.

Friends, I bought it. Ankle pants and all.

But now that I have it home, I haven't got a clue what to DO with it. I mean, honestly. A pink silk dinner suit with ankle pants is for my fantasy life, you know, the one where I swan around at operatic events with Parsley!! It is just a LEEETLE bit impractical for a short-legged work at home mom.

Gulp.

So...help me out here. How can I break it up and wear it? So far, looking in my closet, I am thinking:

White, navy, navy & white or black & white stripes, denim, multicoloured floral with orange/red/hot pink (maybe...have to test this), chocolate brown, nude shoes, purple shoes, yellow bag, gold, silver, pewter. I could throw the jacket on over black, too, but I think that might be a bit strong for me and possibly dated?

And yes, I promise pics. ASAP.