Firecracker, thank you for the moral support! I guess I felt it was important to share my experience because it was important to thank you guys for your part in it, and because it might help someone else struggling with a similar problem. So thank you for being part of this wonderful community!
Angie, you should be proud of yourself and all these wonderful fabbers. It was y'all that helped me remember that I'm not defective or crazy, the clothes are LOL. And you better believe an outfit lab is coming to make sure I style my new stuff in a situationally appropriate manner, because this is where the experts are Let me get everything ironed and I'll start trying on and mixing and matching and photographing for a post to get feedback on combinations and alterations that might be needed.
Unfrumped, humor & sarcasm are my armor And one needs armor when trying on clothes; the clothes make no sense, dressing room mirrors are weird, dressing room lighting is often ugly florescent...
Greyscale, I actually have seen many men's shirts that I've considered buying. And man clothes probably accommodate big arms because man=strong whereas ladies are supposed to have toothpicks for arms (apparently, since even ladies with small arms have had this problem). We could probably buy man shirts and have a couple of darts added to make them fit like lady shirts and I just now thought of that thanks to you! YLF really is the bestest place
Barbara Diane, you just made me extra glad I don't wear dresses. I hadn't even thought about how that would look if I tried on a plus size dress. The mental image of how that would look on my waist and hips? has me both horrified and hysterically entertained
Nebraskim, I feel for you and all the ladies who have that problem with small forearms that drown in sleeves. That has to be as frustrating as my problem. It's really crazy that nobody seems to be able to find clothes that fit!
Y'all are all amazing XOXOXOXO