If there was a "window shopping" category, I would've chosen it.

I do not need shoes right now, but these have me trying to come up with reasons I "should" get them. But really, I shouldn't. The only kind of shoes I need to think about getting right now are whatever a less-ugly version of the original Crocs would be--something I can slip my feet into for a quick run out to the mailbox or to take out the trash. These are not garbage shoes! Of course, if I was going to get some, I wouldn't be able to choose, so I'd have to get them all.