So I went downtown to check out the designer clearance at the flagship Nordies. There was this amazing super cropped black moto by Comme des Garcons. It was pleather, so it wasn't expensive by that level of designer. But it had a big hang tag on it saying that it will crack and peel, especially if exposed to sunlight.

ETA All I bought was a super bright pink and orange lipstick from the Beth Ditto for MAC. And a soap from Lush.