Angie, I didn't mean any backhanded criticism of your method! But for me there are so many modifiers to the "traditional" hourglass that what I end up with really is just a totally different body type. I think different categorizations will work better for different people. Your hourglass rules are obviously perfect for so many people and there must be a reason for that! But as you said there are so many different variations among stylists. I just have to choose what is most accurate for me, and for me it's much more simple to work with a body type that's already perfect at describing me, than choosing one that isn't so perfect and then having to modify it to death.
I'm going to go through a quick rundown of your hourglass rules and post what I mean. My comments are in brackets:
Make your waist a focal point [already off to a shaky start!]
* Choose garments in soft fabrics that accentuate and skim over your perfect curves. Avoid straight tunic styles and shapeless dresses and that hide your contours. [Actually, I look much better in straight tunic styles and shapeless dresses, and there are some contours that I think are best left hidden!]
* Your tops should be simple, smooth and low scooped. [true]
* Choose soft fitted blouses and shirts with open necklines. Avoid tops with breast pockets, ruffles and pleating. You’ll also look great in simple baby tees, wrap tops, halters and blousons. [true, other than the halter and baby tee part. Wraps are hard but far from impossible. Blousons I'm not sure of but I see lots of potential in them.]
* You’ll look best in a top and fine knit cardigan as opposed to a sweater. In that way you’ll be creating a “deep V” that will draw attention to your tiny waist. Keep them at hipbone length and pop them over full trousers or pencil skirts. [well, I do wear deep v's, but not to accentuate my non-existent tiny waist--I wear them to keep my chest from being suffocated. I also like sweaters.]
* High waisted belts (that sit on your natural waist) which are all the rage at the moment, are a must. [This could not possibly be further from the truth]
* Belted trenches (at any length) and classic coats with narrow tailored lapels at knee length will look best. Choose short nipped waist jackets at hipbone length with fairly low buttoning detail. [hit or miss on the belted trench thing, but the jacket part is true...though I suspect it's true for most women]
* Avoid bulky knits, jackets and tops – keep your fabrics soft and with stretch if possible. [true]
* Avoid the 1950’s boxy cropped jacket that is the height of fashion at the moment. [no way, I love this look!]
Choose the bottom to look taller and slimmer:
* You’ll be able to wear those short shorts and skirts – by all means show off those super legs! Walk shorts are also a good choice, especially if you wear them with a heel. [no way to short shorts, and I can wear short skirts but only because I'm petite]
* Choose flat-front, low-waist, boot-cut or flared pants and jeans. [no low waists!]
* Stretch will always be most comfortable around your fullish bottom. [true]
* Avoid straight, tight and tapered leg fits as they will make you look bottom heavy. You’ll be able to wear most denim and corduroy cuts well. [I'm surprised to see this bit about cords Angie! And I think I look best in straight legs, though I agree about tapered legs)
* Choose a pencil skirt with a narrow waistband and slightly tapered hemline just below the knee. Tuck in your top and accessorize with just about anything. You can also wear full-circle, tiered, bias and a-line skirts. You’ll also look fabulous in a sarong. [I look silly in tapered pencil skirts. Straight is my best skirt silhouette. Circle skirts can be too poofy on my petite self. A line skirts work too but the "A" has to be structured and on the narrower side. And I used to think tucking looked good until I saw a picture of myself. It was a bad idea.]
* Wear heels whenever you can in order to create a taller, slimmer line. [I'm sure this would look great if it were possible!
So you see, almost every rule is either flat-out wrong or needs a lot of modification. Imogen's breakdown seems to work without needing so many modifiers. I can relate very much to the "H", and to some extent the "8", without having to do much of my own thinking Believe me Angie, if I didn't find your advice helpful, I wouldn't have stuck around for so long. I feel like I'm being unfaithful or something!
Maybe it's also that Imogen's classifications don't hurt my ego as much. When you told me I was an apple, I have to admit feeling a degree of devastation. When you think of what an apple looks like, you must admit that's not very encouraging. I felt like I had a big round manly beer belly. But Imogen's "H" doesn't scar me nearly as much, even though it makes no difference as to how I look. Gosh this post has gotten long. I'll shut up now.