LOL! Your kiester doesn't have to be big to be a pear, it just has to objectively be bigger than your bust (traditionally). You could be size 2 and still be a pear if you had very narrow shoulders and fine bone structure. (My best friend in high school was exactly that--a tiny pear.) However, I think that the "pear" concept has been updated to take into account shoulder size, rather than just bust. Your shoulders look very balanced with your hips. You look like a classic hourglass to me!