Ah, dear, this is another reminder that I have turned the corner and developed the old person opinions I hoped to avoid. Yes, I'm aghast, but if I were 20, I'd probably be wearing this with intent. (Anyone recall those suede Brazilian cut bikinis in the 80s? Mine had fringe in dubious places, and the only part of it that made me uncomfortable was wearing suede on a hot beach and not being able to cool off in the sea.)