Sears Catalog! LMAO!!! That analogy is too funny, it would put a damper on any outfit and make anyone confidently stepping out of the house suddenly feel like crawling back in as quickly as possible.
I think what you are expressing is that now you feel your new hair is demanding more drama in your outfits. Without at least a hint of it, you associate it to images we Canadians have all been traumatized with since childhood: cheap, coarse, non-sexual ready-made outfits for different times of life, outfits that scream "I have given up"...
Of course, and I want to insist, the present outfit shown here is NOTHING like that. You look fresh, put together, very jolie. Your footwear brings it all together IMO. But I do understand what you mean and that's why I suggest you inject more dramatic pieces/accessories. After studying the present pic, I have determined it is the combination sandals-Bermuda shorts that may be the real offender for you. Why not trying to wear the same thing, but swapping the Bermudas for a long straight cotton skirt ?
BTW we have similar proportions, and this year I tried my white Bermuda shorts and 2 min later back in the storage bin they went. I just felt they were not me this year, and it may have also to do with the present boho trend dominating now. My preppyish golfy Bermudas were just clashing with the silhouette I favor these days.