Any advice on how to write one of these? I have tried all sorts of cover letter tips, from using a canned one (bad idea) to this. I think what I really need is something in between, but most cover letter advice I have been finding really stinks. If I found a stack of 200 applications to sort through in my inbox, and all of them followed the kind of inhuman format I have been seeing, I would want to throw up. Am I being unreasonable here? I realize it's just a part of the overall process, but it is my first real introduction and I don't want it to be stuffy and vague.

With graphic design, and especially when applying to funky/hip/young studios, the second approach seemed more appropriate. Not sure about the marketing jobs I have been applying to though. I feel like I have to relearn everything I knew about the job search. I think I have to go more formal but still not boring and...boring.

Maybe I'm overthinking this, but I have come to depend on the wisdom of YLF. My parents, quite frankly, seem to have very outdated views on this sort of thing ("YOU MUST ALWAYS MAIL YOUR APPLICATION"). So I hope all my unrelated-to-fashion questions aren't getting annoying...