It's ok Lyn, I don't have any either!
I used to wear it a lot in high school, and then went on a kayaking trip where we got stuck in a thunderstorm and my mascara ran all over my face! Luckily I was with my dad and brother, who thought it was kinda absurd that I was wearing mascara kayaking, but still love me anyway, so it wasn't too horribly embarrassing. So I learned my lesson and switched over to waterproof mascara in dark brown and used that all the time in high school, and then less and less once I got to college and grad school.
Now that I've switched to entirely organic, non-toxic, green, vegan, cruelty-free makeup (what a mouthful) I haven't bothered buying mascara. I rarely wore it before, and it would be hard to find something that met my standards.