OT: Busty girls' problems! (I had to laugh)

ManidipaM

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitne.....girls-have

12 years ago

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Latest reply was from Patty

Fruitful

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My old busty housemate used to fold her arms and use her bust as an armrest like in the picture! Sadly I wasn't able to do this

And like one of the commenters said, the diversity in the comics is lovely!

12 years ago

lyn*

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I love this!

I have the problem with the cross-body strap too, sometimes, and I don't have big boobs :p

12 years ago

ManidipaM

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Fruitful, I thought so too. SO heartening to see recognition and acceptance at such a basic level, for a change --- especially when it's not the norm (this link was actually sent to me by a friend after I sat up fuming till 2am over a new ad on local TV for a feminine 'fairness' wash!!!)

Lyn, did you ever find a solution? Is there an optimal weight or thickness that sits right? I feel like I want wider straps for *not* cutting into the shoulder (ugh! spondylosis!), but that's the worst for, er, cleavage bruising!

12 years ago

velvetychocolate

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This made me laugh! While I don't have most of the problems illustrated, I can relate to the cross-body purse scenario.

Hilarious - and I'm still smiling as I get ready for bed. Too funny.

The built-in-bra inside the tank or camisole - I hate that. It never really works, and I somehow end up with the 'built-in-bra' part stuck around my neck. Is it just me??? That the thing flops up? You pull the tank or camisole on, but the 'bra' ends up up around your shoulders or thereabouts? If you have the wherewithal to step into said tank/camisole (instead of pulling it over your head), then the bra part ends up somewhere just above your navel?

Those things need to be banned.

12 years ago

HelenInCanada

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So true - and funny! The plane turbulence bit was especially hilarious. A bit of self-deprecating entertainment is a pleasure. Thanks for the link!

12 years ago

Kirti

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Hee hee

12 years ago

Deborah

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So funny and so true. I hate to admit to having experienced a nu ber of these situations lol.

12 years ago

rute

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so fun! So true! That's why I don't like bags with crossed straps!

12 years ago

Mander

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Ha ha, I love it! And I learned a new slang term...

@Manidipa: I heard about the "fairness wash". Ugh. Horrendous.

12 years ago

Janet

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I LOLed especially at the last one. My husband has caught me at that one!

And as much as I love cross body bags, they don't really love me back. I can relate to all of those scenarios. Sigh.

12 years ago

christieanne

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Um - 1, 3, 5 7, 11. I can relate to all of them!
Have never knocked anything over with mine though so I guess I'm doing alright.

Cross body bags - not so great but I can work around that, They totally forgot seatbelts though. Can someone make a comfy seatbelt for a big bust? I get the wierdest chest level wrinkles if I am not careful

12 years ago

ManidipaM

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Christieanne, excellent addition. I have to use my hands to keep it pulled off my body and *believe* with all my might that I'll know to let go when suddenly necessary, or I get not only creased but near strangled --- but my solution kinda defeats the purpose, yes?

12 years ago

Kari

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Oh my gosh, yes, I can relate to all of them except for the suspender one. (The last time I wore suspenders was in my overall-wearing stage in 5th-6th grade - or perhaps it was during our school hoe-down when I was 13. I wasn't very busty back then.)

Strangely, though, I don't really have problems with cross-body bags. Is that weird? Perhaps it's because my breasts are widely-set apart from one another, so the cross strap stays centered in place pretty well. I find that as long as I have a relatively wide strap, around 1-1.5", made of soft leather that I don't experience discomfort.

12 years ago

Kari

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And here's another one for me to add - "losing" things in your bra, particularly food. B. thinks it is hilarious when a piece of popcorn or sunflower seeds or whatever somehow falls from my hand en route to my mouth and slides down my shirt!

12 years ago

teeandcee

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This was hilarious! I can't tell you how many times I've knocked things over on tables or dipped my bosoms into food items. I especially loved the Stairs one as I always go down the stair like that. At home it's no problem, but I've caught myself almost doing it in public once or twice.

12 years ago

LoP

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Some of these are painfully accurate! Thank you for the laugh!

12 years ago

LoP

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There are more at: http://bustygirlcomics.com/tagged/comics/

The seatbelt is actually one of them

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tum.....1_1280.jpg

And this one is for Kari:

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tum.....1_1280.jpg

12 years ago

Laurinda

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Word.

Thanks for posting!

12 years ago

biscuitsmom

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OY! All too familiar..and very funny!

12 years ago

Aziraphale

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Hahahaha!! Hilarious. That last one -- holding your boobs as you run down the stairs? -- I do that all the time when no one's looking! In fact I have a lot of those problems, and mine are just medium size. They were massive when I was pregnant, though. I can remember going out to dinner with some friends and the guy sitting across from me took a picture of my boobs sitting on the table (JUST my boobs, not my head). Everyone got a good laugh.

12 years ago

Kari

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Oh, gosh, LoP... yes, that's me, to my utter shame! Puts new meaning to the concept of having a "treasure chest", as I'm occasionally unearthing lost/dropped items when I undress at the end of the day!

12 years ago

ManidipaM

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Kari, me too! I mean, come on --- I've lost EARRINGS in there! (Maybe these are the wrong bras --- the centre panel should lie flat, right? But then imagine all the things I'd have to pick up off the floor or hunt for under or in the sofa instead!)

12 years ago

Chrizzle

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I have experienced almost all of those except the suspenders/braces - I was too young to be busty last time I wore them! My everyday bag is always a cross-body bag because of back and shoulder problems, and I love having my hands free when I'm out and about. Between the unflattering (to my chest) cross-body bags, the difficulty of finding tops that fit my chest but don't make me look pregnant or like a streetwalker, and the foot/knee/ankle problems that rule out the kind of shoes I'd love to wear, I have just had to accept that looking perfectly pulled together is rarely going to happen for me!

12 years ago

Emily

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Agh, so true. I've experienced the stain where you can't see it but other people can about a million times.

12 years ago

Anonymous

How funny (and cute). I was cheated on the breast allocation but was given an extra behind allowance I must be on the lookout for the ample derriere edition.

12 years ago

Mochi

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Ha, zap! Someone in the comments section did ask the artist to do a butt version. I'd love to have that feeling of looking at something, finding it amusing but absolutely not relating to any of it (unfortunately, the busty comic was way too relatable).

12 years ago

teeandcee

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LOL, I also love the one where she puts on different shoes. If I'm weighing myself I can't bend over as it throws the scale off, so I have to flatten the girls with my hands and crane my neck out like a chicken to see the numbers.

12 years ago

Patty

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The artist's site--if you busty girls need more "support"-
http://bustygirlcomics.com/

12 years ago

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