I'm a calm person, but there are some things... actually, they're "style advices". Sorry about my rant. I've just seen Katy Perry's "California Girls" music video and I feel depressed. I'm ashamed that we both belong to the same species.

1. Get tanned - I hate this so much. I can appreciate tanned skin, but I don't like it on myself.

2. Wear pastels - I don't like pastels and I look washed out in them. Some people keep recommending me pastels - I don't really know, why.

3. Dye your hair - why, pray tell? I'm happy about my natural colour and I don't have a single grey hair.

4. Buy it, it's trendy - ok, there are some trends that I like, but that's not the reason. I can be perfectly happy wearing clothes that are "so 2009".

5. Men prefer ... - you can put whatever you want here. Men prefer skirts, men prefer heels, men prefer blondes. Ah, probably the most annoying thing on the list.

6. How can you wear low necklines with your bust? - those people are actually oblivious to the fact that high necklines make my chest look enormous. And the same neckline can look modest on someone not so well-endowed. They're probably the same people who think that D cup is big.

7. Wear gold - no, no, no. I don't really like gold. Besides, my natural colouring is too cool to handle gold. I look way better in silver and platinum.

8. Your blue eyes are beautiful - it's not an advice, but I'm kind of tired. Light eyes are not necessarily blue (mine being definitely not blue).

9. What is your zodiac sign? - ah! I don't like that kind of question. It's not much fashion-related, but makes people draw conclusions (which are usually not true).

10. How can you be a geek and like clothes? - I don't know why, but many people assume that fashion and science are mutually exclusive. Either you're a brainless fashion victim or a frumpy nerd.

I'd love to read your lists. It would be nice to know about what should I NOT ask