"What's in a bra? That which we call a busom would by any other name would be just as difficult to fit."
-Blatantly stolen from William himself.

Oy vey. I got myself (and my mum) fitted at Nordie's yesterday-and the results?
I. Was. Right.
*the following is to be said in a hushed whisper*
there's a conspiricy to keep women in ïll fitting bras so they keep coming back to buy more, More, MORE!! Muah-ha-ha.

Oh-kay, enought silliness.
I, dear ylf-ers, am currently wearing what I believe deserves to be the "Wackiest Bra Size Name Ever Contest Winner" .
30G. Chantelle. $way-too-much. Black, convertible straps(normal to halter to racerback).

I am not poked, prodded, rubbed, dropping, sore, slipping or shlumping.
Shlumping being what you do when you're self conscious of your chest and wearing an ill-fitting bra.

On the unfortunate side of things, I have ahead of me 5-10 years where I can grow to further (rediculous) proportions.
Oy vey.

(This is mostly a thank-you, but I came out sort of angry... but thanks, really, I mean it!)