And you have every right to be offended, Rachy! You'd have done a far better job with the manual!

Oh Rachylou its such a shame this all came about over the weekend with no real helpful assistance being available to you. A 400 page manual is ridiculous for a user to wade through.

As for a useful way to wear this device, I do hope that perhaps the suggestions Inge and others offered might turn out to be helpful to you.

Commiserations and good luck sent!!