LOL!
Suz, there are many, many tests, and the conventional wisdom seems to be that none should be considered definitive - because the Enneagram is really based on internal motivations rather than external behaviours - so it's difficult to quiz for. The advice tends to be to use the test as an introduction, but be open to the fact that you may decide you are actually a different type, as you get into the material (maybe take a look at your 2nd and 3rd place finishers in addition to your 1st, as a start).
I started out thinking I was a 1, but eventually realized that I am a 6 (btw that process was useful in itself).
That said - the Riso/Hudson test is widely considered the best:
http://www.canadianenneagram.ca/rheti/ (this is a sampler; there is a paid version too which is more in depth but this one is a great starting point)
and, my personal fave, the only one that got my type as the first choice is the EnneaApp quiz, which is an inexpensive, one time payment app which I found in the Google Play store (I think it was $2 or $3).
Finally, this article might be helpful:
https://thoughtcatalog.com/hei.....read-this/ ... if one of these fears really triggers you, that may be your type! (or at least help you narrow it down).
Let me know how you do!