Can I have a poison eye just for me? I.e., you like it on others but on your own self .. just no? Or does poison eye mean you hate it on everyone?
If the former, I have a lot in that category, that I later discovered I just didn't find the right item to work for me. Right now it's crew necks. 98% of them look horrible on me. But there is the rare crew neck that works just fine. I think because crew necks are so insanely on trend & ubiqutous right now in the stores, there's subtle differences in the fit which I'm finding makes ALL the difference.
As for infinity scarves, I adore the look on others, but generally steer clear for me, because of fit. 98% are too long wrapped loosely or too tight wrapped like they are supposed to look.