I saw a trend referenced somewhere this morning about tying a windbreaker around your waist to create a short train skirt effect. Tell me that's not a butt vest.
Btw I got a blue Lole puffer coat with a long-ish poofed out back because I think it looks like a bit of a train. http://www.lolewomen.com/luw0253.html I'm so happy for a change from the wears-like-iron black Patagonia tres parka.