Or: I Made A Mask.

We’re running out of disposables at the bakery! And my boss is coming up with kooky suggestions! I got motivated to get on it.

There is ZERO elastic to be had. I combined the Craft Passion and Marfy patterns to do shoe lace ties and include a replaceable nose piece (my plan is to use bread twisty ties).

It took me, btw, 5 hours to sew this. 4 hours to sort out my machine, then 1 hour to sew with three 10-minute breaks due to emotional exhaustion. Lol. I should just keep my machine out. Adjusting it, looking thru needles and feet, trying to find the manual, winding bobbins - the setup is always an ordeal that takes me longer than the sewing.

Ok. So but listen: I look like a Medieval Death Bird. You know what I’m talking about? I tried pinning an alteration to make it less creepy, but Medieval Death Bird is infinitely more easy to breathe in, more comfortable without cloth pressing on your face. I figure the seal at the edges is most important...

...so I’m gonna wear it to work and scare everybody... it may be a bad idea, but I’m gonna...

UPDATE: Ok. Bird Mask of Death was freaking me out. I did a little hand stitching to blunt that point (third photo). I might try my hand at altering the pattern and do another. The only thing is now, looking at the photos, I feel I look like a foo dog...